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16 May
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Buddy Pwiggily®!

With the ability to tell you off before you know what to do with yourself, Buddy Pwiggily® is the perfect companion for any poor sucker who needs mindless entertainment. She comes with 20 adorable phrases, including "Shut your man-pleaser!", "Eat me, you ass!" and the ever popular, "You make me feel all stabby inside." And she can be YOURS for just 3 easy installments of $99.95! Get your Buddy Pwiggily® while supplies last!

Buddy Pwiggily® cannot be held responsible for swift kicks to the groin and/or pencils jammed in eye sockets. Offer not good in Canada since Buddy Pwiggily® refuses to freeze her ass off while people insist on ending all sentences with "eh?"

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